4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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