Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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