Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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