My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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