I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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