I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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