I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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