he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
