Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it's like iHOP with fire
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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