The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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