...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i believe in u and ur pee
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