"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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