I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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