Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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