I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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