HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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