bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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