I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize