the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize