It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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