This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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