I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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