She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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