I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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