There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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