So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
