how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
pray to the hookup gods
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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