i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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