are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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