it wasn't lemon gatorade
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Randomize
