im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
