What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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