You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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