so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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