id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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