i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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