my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Im part way to drunk.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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