once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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