We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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