We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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