its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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