is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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