I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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