Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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