If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think pants incapable of making pants work
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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