Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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