So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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