Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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