Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
