So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw a hot homeless man
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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