Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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