I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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