Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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