wanna go halves on a baby?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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