So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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