Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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